SPONGEBOB’S BIRTHDAY IS JULY 14, 1986
SPONGEBOB IS 26 YEARS OLD
THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT POST IVE EVER SEEN ON TUMBLR
OMFG I JUST SAT HERE SCREAMING
DOES NOBODY NOTICE THAT HE IS 1 OUNCE?!
IS ANYBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW HE’S ONLY 4 INCHES TALL
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
I don’t think enough people remember that Grease ends with Danny and Sandy getting into a car and flying away
with zero explanation.